Computer Humor

I was sorting through some old emails and came across this great list.  If you ever have a bad day, and want to make it better, just follow these instructions

How to start the day with a positive outlook!

  1. Create a new folder on your computer.
  2. Name it “Barack Obama”
  3. Send it to the trash.
  4. Empty the trash.
  5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Barack Obama?”
  6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
  7. Feel Better?
  8. Tomorrow we’ll do Ted Kennedy.
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Never a dull moment

About 2:15 in the morning I am about ready to fall asleep, cause I got to bed late. I get a call up to my room that there is something going on out in the dining room. So, I wake up THROW clothes on really quickly go down stairs. Before I even get to the dining room, I hear LOUD moaning. I open the door, and I said
“What in the hell is going on?”
The guy then responded “Oh, I thought they were still serving food in here.”
“This is not a place to have sex” I said.
“Oh, seriously?” They both responded.
My response to that was “Get your clothes back on, if u want a hotel room, I can rent one to you”
WOW, now my adrenaline is going and I can’t fall asleep

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Old Chicago – Dining from Hell

Recently my sister was in town and we went to the Old Chicago on February 10.  We had already been there once before with the same group of about 15 people about 2 months prior.  I DO NOT like their food, so I chose to eat upstairs at “Great Steak & Potato”, and I was just going to have dessert.

We got in there, placed an order for something called the “Little Big Cookie – a la mode” this was said to serve 2 to 3 people.  This was going to be shared between my wife Krissie and I.  The cookie comes out in a pizza pan about the size of a personal pizza.  And the cup of ice cream.  I look at the cup of ice cream and could barely see anything in there.  This was barely a half scoop of ice-cream not even big enough to feed 1 person much less 2 to 3. I asked for some more ice cream and they acted like it was a big deal.

The worst thing was that this whole time, our waiter / waitress (we had two) never came by.  We had to flag them down when we needed anything.  And to top that off, they never even showed up at my end of the table.  I wasn’t the only one who thought this.  The whole entire table thought this was a BIG problem.  In fact it was such a problem, that NOT one of us left a tip.  My bill came to $7.08 and I paid $7.10.  I didn’t want to give them a way to charge me a tip.

When I left, I asked for a Manager.  The manager gave me a gift certificate for my next visit.  In the process when he went back to grab them, he talked to the waiter / waitress, and he told me they thought they were doing Okay.

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Lots of Thinking….

Lately, I have been doing some thinking.  In November of 2011, I finished my Master’s Degree in Accounting.  This was all fine and dandy.  However, I cannot seem to find a job in my field.  The job I have now is not necessarily a “bad” job, but I would like to move on to bigger and better things to that my wife doesn’t have to work. 

Ultimately, I would love to work in a job that I actually enjoy going to work every day.  In addition, I would love also a job where Krissie and I can live comfortably and where she can stay home and do the things that she enjoys to do.

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Blog Update

So, I have been trying to revise my blog over the last couple months / year.  In the process, I have tried to find some plugins that I like that will integrate with my twitter.  I came across Alex King who founded CrowdFavorite.  If you go to his site, there are all kinds of plugins that you can use for your own blog.  My favorites are “Social”, “Twitter Tools”, and “WordPress Mobile Edition”

 

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Wow!!!

I guess it has been some time since I have put anything up on the blog.  I have had a few things happen since the last post.  In April of 2011, we bought ourselves a little puppy.  She is a Shih Tzu named Iris, she was born on March 1, 2011.  So she was about 2 months old when we got her. 

I have also finished my Masters of Science Degree from the University of Phoenix.  I am now what one would call a “master accountant”.  Even though I do not have a decent job in that field, I am still a graduate of the said program.  I am earnestly seeking to find a job in the accounting field so I can get out of this situation.

…. More to come at a later point.

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Revolucion Energy Drinks

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Revolucion World Wide

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Photo of the Week – Fall Colors

Fall Colors

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Photo of the Week

I am going to try and post a weekly photo.  Here is the first one.  This is what I found on a fun walk through the park.

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